Wednesday, May 13, 2015

I Regret Everything by Seth Greenland

Title: I Regret Everything: A Love Story
Author: Seth Greenland

Genre: Fiction (Contemporary / Dual Narrators / New York City / Poets / Romance / Mental Illness)
Publisher/Publication Date: Europa Editions (2/3/2015)
Source: TLC Book Tours

Rating: Liked.
Did I finish?: I did.
One-sentence summary: A lawyer who moonlights as a poet struggles with his feelings for his boss' 19-year old daughter, an aspiring poet herself.

Do I like the cover?: Eh. It plays well with the title but doesn't capture the novel for me.

I'm reminded of...: David Gordon

First line: It would be easy to say my troubles began when a mysterious woman walked into the office but that would ignore the time freshman year in college when Aunt Bren called to let me know my mother had removed all of her clothes in the furniture department at Macy's and been taken to Bellevue.

Buy, Borrow, or Avoid?: Borrow or buy.

Why did I get this book?: I like Europa Editions offerings.

Review: I am woefully late with this review. I finished reading it quite a while ago and am having to write this review from what lingers, more than a month later.

The novel alternates between Jeremy Best, a trusts and estates attorney who writes poetry under a pen name, and Spaulding Simonson, a 19-year old aspiring writer fresh from a stint in a mental hospital, as a friendship develops between them. In the span of about 250 pages, Greenland tackles unlikely love, work versus vocation, poetry, mortality, and the complicated tangle of family in a quirky, bright, and occasionally snarky manner.

Jeremy wants to write but he's also very good at his job. When the pretty and appealingly odd Spaulding -- daughter of his boss -- shows up in his doorway, his natural inclination is to put her off. But Spaulding -- who has been put off by everyone in her life -- is determined to get Jeremy's attention, especially when she discovers he's a well-regarded poet.

I will admit, when it became clear there was to be a romance between our 30-something hero and the 19-year old heroine, I initially couldn't stop a Liz Lemon-esque eye roll and "Oh, brother!". But once I got that out of my system, I found I didn't mind the burgeoning, awkward will-they-won't-they; both Jeremy and Spaulding were flawed creatures and faced intriguing obstacles, both of their own invention and from the people around them.

Greenland is a playwright and novelist who is also the producer and writer for HBO's Big Love, and the kind of bittersweet, dark humor that I've seen in the show also permeates (delightfully) this novel. His writing style differs between Jeremy and Spaulding, and while I didn't completely buy his articulation of a 19-year old woman, I loved his sheepish, creative, and conflicted Jeremy:
The field of trusts and estates presents ample opportunity for outright larceny. As clients are overtaken by the myriad indignities of age their minds will often cloud and the wily attorney, if endowed with a soupcon of unscrupulousness, can, with the mere adjustment of a comma, redirect amounts of money the size of the night sky. This was never my approach because greed is the lease attractive of the deadly sins. The truth is, I had never done anything that could remotely be construed as unethical much less illicit. (p146)
A fast read, accessible and fun, and perfect for the summer. A little knowing, a little sad, a lovely mix of literary and fluffy. For those new to Europa Editions, this is a great introduction to the kind of sophisticated, compelling stuff they release.


  1. I almost snagged this one when offered to me but declined based on the cover! It just doesn't do it for me.

    1. I know, the cover is super underwhelming. As a rule, I'm not wild about Europa Edition covers, actually.

  2. That cover is not that great. I passed on this one, but I kind of wish I didn't

    1. I know! I hate it when that happens -- I do that too often -- as I said to Ti, this one doesn't do the book justice.